You Know...

You Know...

: mtlawson; February 20th, 22:57

Current Location:: Home

Current Mood:: tired

...you're having one of those days when you talk to your computer screen and start sounding like Lewis Black.

"Did you have your jowls moving too?" a co-worker asked when I related this little note to him.

"No, but I had the finger pointing down."

Tags: humor

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difrancis

2013-02-21 04:10 am (UTC)

If only your camera had been on . . .

mtlawson

2013-02-22 11:30 am (UTC)

Thankfully, this laptop doesn't have a camera.

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